Bifurcated Manchester United » Lily Allen https://bifurcated.co.uk Quasi-Futuristic Allegorical Football Meta-Narrative Sun, 24 Apr 2022 09:33:40 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.41 EFLC Semi Final First Leg: United 2 – 0 Hull https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/eflc-semi-final-first-leg-united-2-0-hull https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/eflc-semi-final-first-leg-united-2-0-hull#comments Thu, 12 Jan 2017 20:03:58 +0000 http://bifurcated.co.uk/?p=15177 AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEVE US AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEVE US AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEEEEEEVE US… WE’RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE cup semi final first leg.

Lol @ Loserpool.

 

 

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. That Fellaini/Keane/Lily Allen gag was pretty good.

2. For you.

3. Winning is good, we should have tried it earlier.

4. Some woman just let her dog do a really loose shit on my drive. She’s claiming it was’nt her dog.

5. Food poisoning at Christmas. Punched on a Train. Car jack attempt. Now this?! And Benno said that cauldron we got on Ebay wasn’t worth the £33.49 ‘Buy It Now’ price.

 

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