(@Benglorious)

Prediction: See below

M

 (@tom_mcghee)

Prediction: See below

 M

(@bifurcated_utd)

Prediction: Abject misery.

And … it’s still not clear whether we are bad at being good, or just really bad at being good:

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. Bahahahahaha fuck off city

2. see 1

3. I too enjoyed the seasonal spanking

4. And the football

5. Bit of blue or the dads there

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. I loved the probability bar, opens up a whole new dimension on ‘are we winning or not I can’t tell’

2. I also loved Marcus Ashford who I named Goal Lord

3. Greenwood? More like GreenGood !! Doesn’t really work but who the fuck cares anymore

4. I loved how it was only £200 cheaper than Sky

5. I hate us

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. I just watched Mad Max. Not one single person read a book in the whole film.

2. Well he is mad !!

3. Never heard of it tbh what’s he so mad about

4. Driving, I think

5. Bet he was on the A370, that one made me a bit mad once

6. Is that a very dusty  road? The road was very dusty

7. Aah no then, must be another road

8. Remember dusty bin boy he sure was a character we all remember

9. Great times, I liked the man who counted with his fingers when I think back to those great times

10. I also like to count my fingers what a time we live in finger counting talking bins max roads and jor jor bunks

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. Ole said we can’t control results or outcomes. Someone should explain to him what the manager’s job is imho.

2. Was hoping Paul Pogba might decide it’s not so bad and be good. Damn my foolish hopes.

3. They have a player called Hojbjerg but it’s pronounced hoover. If his nickname isn’t J Edgar shut down the club.

4. What has happened to Marcus Rashford? This is more of a question than a learn but we can’t all be scientists all the time.

5. Painting a deck is more fun than this.

6. I agree with all the above, apart from points 1 to 6.

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. Endgame had a lot of people in it

2. At least ten

3. Thanks for the spoilers

4. I knew if I waited long enough I’d look better than Chris Hemsworth with my top off.

5. Saw someone say Alexis Sanchez does more than Marcus Rashford and I’m afraid I have to now log off forever

Here’s 5 things we learnzied:

1. Jose knows and can anticipate when a camera will be turned on him; each action is premeditated and deliberate, he is the living embodiment of the showman. Or he was just annoyed Marcus missed a sitter. Hard to tell tbh.

2. Man does that guy sure hate water tho.

3. We aren’t hilariously bad. We can’t even commit to comedy ffs.

4. The Lemoyne Raiders are an absolute joke of an organisation. How on earth did they survive for so long?

5. They had all LeMoney *4 laughing/crying emojis*

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. Alexis Sanchez is this generations William Prunier ie the very worst

2. No sign of Marcus Rashford. Or his body. Cover-up?

3. I think my great Edwin Starr joke deserved more/some kudos

4. He’s not even the best drummer in the Beatles

5. Apologies for the absence of any kudos. I think you have tragically misjudged how much we read anything you write. Ever.

6. Lol, Ringpie

7. Ringpie?? That’s not a word you autocorrect cunt. Ringo