(@Benglorious)

If Liverpool beat City but we beat Liverpool who beat City but we beat Liverpool who beat City but we beat Liverpool who beat City but we beat Liverpool who beat City hang on I’ve nearly got this

Prediction: A last-minute winner from RVP after the best shin of all time from Rooney. 0-0 United.

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 (@tom_mcghee)

Ahhhhhh sexy boy. I’m out.

Long Long Man (2018)

Of all the chewing gum adverts in the world that tell a compelling love story over 11 different instalments, this is definitely in the top three. That aside, pretty good.

Prediction: Goals for Jesus, the worst crossover in the C of E’s history. 0-0 United.

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(@bifurcated_utd)

I’m probably still in Poland unless I’m back in England.

Prediction: Jose to not park the bus because Jesus fucking Christ have you ever tried to find parking at that time on a Saturday? 0-0 United.