Here’s 5 things we learned from what one maverick expert is calling ‘Return of the Mk’. Me. I’ll be auctioning that a joke on Ebay, on Black Friday Month.

1) That Mkhitaryan is worth every penny of that £89m.

2) People have some great theories about Westworld.

3) Gift of a Goal have started legal proceedings btw.

4) Winning 4-0 is better than drawing 0-0. See also: 1-0, 2-0 & 3-0. Although it’s obviously relative; 4-0 is loads better than 1-0 but only marginally better than 3-0.

5) Mkhitaryan autocorrects correctly on my phone now at ‘Mk..’ so much better.

6) I’m still ‘MI hit a Ryan’.

7) House bricks > Samsung.

8) What does a Mkhitaryan eat anyway?

9) Hate to piss on your chips, but even Rooney looked like he’d kicked a football a few times before.

10) *Love.