<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Bifurcated Manchester United &#187; Mount Doom</title>
	<atom:link href="https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/tag/mount-doom/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>https://bifurcated.co.uk</link>
	<description>Quasi-Futuristic Allegorical Football Meta-Narrative</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Sun, 24 Apr 2022 09:33:40 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en-US</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>https://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.41</generator>
	<item>
		<title>United 0 &#8211; 2 Burnley</title>
		<link>https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/united-0-2-burnley</link>
		<comments>https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/united-0-2-burnley#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jan 2020 22:43:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Us]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Postgame]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Reaction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Burnley]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gollum]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Greta Thunderbird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Helicoptors]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Juan Mata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mount Doom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Puzzles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Uncharted]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bifurcated.co.uk/?p=17266</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[2-2 aggregate, so, technically not a net loss, and worth every penny of the licence fee to watch the highlights on Match of the Day of that Jay Rodriguez worldy tbh Here&#8217;s 5 things we learned: 1. We should skip to the part where Gollum falls into Mount Doom 2. We should then point and [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="size-medium wp-image-16568 alignleft" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Vida-Buena-300x168.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="168" />2-2 aggregate, so, technically not a net loss, and worth every penny of the licence fee to watch the highlights on Match of the Day of that Jay Rodriguez worldy tbh</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s 5 things we learned:</p>
<p>1. We should skip to the part where Gollum falls into Mount Doom</p>
<p>2. We should then point and laugh</p>
<p>3. Juan Mata’s beard makes him look like Juan Mata when he’s turned to drink and class As</p>
<p>4. Fuck all those guys</p>
<p>5, In Uncharted 2 and 3, why don&#8217;t they just helicopter in to the hidden cities instead of climbing shit and solving puzzles?</p>
<p>6. Greta Thunderbird</p>
<p>7. David mad dog 20/20</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/united-0-2-burnley/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
