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	<title>Bifurcated Manchester United &#187; Oliver</title>
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		<title>FAC: Chelsea 1 &#8211; 0 United</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Mar 2017 14:15:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[FA Cup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Herrera]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kante]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who knew that a team without Ander Herrera would lose to a team with 97 Kantes spread out over the pitch in parts of the pitch that are undetectable to the human eye?! It&#8217;s always good to remember that in losing this game we have successfully avoided all the big teams in the semi-final draw. [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-14949" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Andravox-300x212.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="212" />Who knew that a team without Ander Herrera would lose to a team with 97 Kantes spread out over the pitch in parts of the pitch that are undetectable to the human eye?!</p>
<p>It&#8217;s always good to remember that in losing this game we have successfully avoided all the big teams in the semi-final draw.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s 5 things we learned:</p>
<p>1. That Oliver may get some laughs when he&#8217;s ripping on Trump but he&#8217;s a shit referee.</p>
<p>2.Kante was cheaper than Pogba (So is everyone tbh. It&#8217;s kind of what record-breaking transfer means)</p>
<p>3. That video of the United stand lad was very funny.</p>
<p>4. See 1-3</p>
<p>5. See 4</p>
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