Pretty smalltime of Jose Mourinho to call us out on international TV for never actually managing to highlight 5 things we’ve learned imho.

Here’s 5 things we learned, just for Jose:

1. Marcus Rashford is the future of everything (Orange lied to us).

2. Lovely touch having the A-Team playing at HT, legit highlight imho.

3. That trophy is so close I can almost taste it.

4. Scratch that – it tastes like bum.

5. Hey!! That’s my actual bum you just scratcBOOM!