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		<title>Arsenal vs. United</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[(@Benglorious) I am unable. Prediction: Brett will hope to find the last Arsenal preview where he hopes I also said I am unable but will actually find something annoyingly passable as a preview so will just copy and paste from my WhatsApp message where I said I am unable 0 &#8211; 0 United. M  (@tom_mcghee) I too am unable tell [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<h4><img class="wp-image-16595 alignnone" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/IMG-20181222-WA0006-169x300.jpg" alt="" width="89" height="158" /><strong><a href="https://twitter.com/Benglorious" target="_blank">(@Be</a></strong><strong><a href="https://twitter.com/Benglorious" target="_blank">nglorious</a>)</strong></h4>
<p>I am unable.</p>
<p><strong>Prediction: Brett will hope to find the last Arsenal preview where he hopes I also said I am unable but will actually find something annoyingly passable as a preview so will just copy and paste from my WhatsApp <b>message where I said I am unable 0 &#8211; 0 United.</b></strong></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">M</span></p>
<h4><a href="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/TomBio1.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-16697" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/TomBio1.jpg" alt="TomBio" width="100" height="118" /></a> (<a href="https://twitter.com/faketaxi" target="_blank">@tom_mcghee</a>)</h4>
<p>I too am unable tell your words to suck it.</p>
<p>Just copy and paste from whenever we last played arsenal imho of the first time we played arsenal or any time we played arsenal.</p>
<p><strong>Prediction: Brett will hope to find the last Arsenal preview where he hopes I also said just copy and paste from whenever we last played arsenal imho of the first time we played arsenal or any time we played arsenal and will actually find something annoyingly passable as a preview so will just copy and paste from my WhatsApp </strong><b>message where I said Just copy and paste from whenever we last played arsenal imho of the first time we played arsenal or any time we played arsenal. 0 &#8211; 0 United.</b></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">MM</span></p>
<h4><img class=" wp-image-16596  alignnone" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Snapchat-501272208-169x300.jpg" alt="" width="89" height="151" />(<a href="http://www.twitter.com/bifurcated_utd">@bifurcated_utd</a>)</h4>
<p>I went first last week with my prediction and was abso humiliated, so, I refuse to go first this time. Oh. Fuck. Think if I was pushed I could pick just one single hole in my plan; it was in going first, and thinking they might be doing a prediction, and then realising they cba&#8217;d.</p>
<p><strong>Prediction: More magic. More goals. Less Paddy Power using Ole&#8217;s beautiful face. 0 – 0 United.</strong></p>
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