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		<title>Chelsea 1 &#8211; 1 United</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[After promising to do a win, with some promising doings, Vangle&#8217;s boychilds allowed a sexy baddy with a pair of dirty knickers on his face grab a late equalizerer. Even though we&#8217;re writing this after the Sunderland game, and the 1 Euro League, we&#8217;re looking forward to taking this promisingness into the next two games [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-13647" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Jesse-300x262.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="262" />After promising to do a win, with some promising doings, Vangle&#8217;s boychilds allowed a sexy baddy with a pair of dirty knickers on his face grab a late equalizerer.</p>
<p>Even though we&#8217;re writing this after the Sunderland game, and the 1 Euro League, we&#8217;re looking forward to taking this promisingness into the next two games and doing more wins in the Sunderland game and the 1 Euro League game. Guess we&#8217;ll have to wait and see, unless we never get to find out.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s 5 things we learned about the history of the match that we&#8217;re talking about:</p>
<p>@) I tried to copy the one from the Daily Mirror but my eyes were bleeding too much.</p>
<p>Aubergine emoji) Memphis is bad. That aside, pretty good.</p>
<p>&amp;) Passing the ball in injury time is a good idea if the ball goes to a teammate.</p>
<p>=) Blaming a player for passing the ball in injury time to not a teammate is a good idea if other players had no way of stopping the goal.</p>
<p>() Memphis is a good idea if he doesn&#8217;t play.</p>
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