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		<title>West Brom vs. United</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2017 17:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; (@Benglorious) Don&#8217;t you live in a hotel with Lenny Henry? Prediction:  0-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) I can&#8217;t do words because Last Jedi spoilers. Prediction: 0-0 United &#160; m (@bifurcated_utd) Can you two sort your company out? I still have no intercepting in my new flat. Ruddy Virgin&#8217;s Media. Prediction: Make me. 0-0 United.]]></description>
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<h4><strong><a href="https://twitter.com/Benglorious" target="_blank"><img class="alignnone wp-image-15271 size-full" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Photo-27-01-2017-23-05-45-e1485558662486.jpg" alt="" width="60" height="91" />(@Be</a></strong><strong><a href="https://twitter.com/Benglorious" target="_blank">nglorious</a>)</strong></h4>
<p>Don&#8217;t you live in a hotel with Lenny Henry?</p>
<p><strong>Prediction:  0-0 United.</strong></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">m</span></p>
<h4><a href="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017-02-10-23.14.32-e1486768985713.jpg"><img class="alignnone wp-image-15339 size-full" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017-02-10-23.14.32-e1486768985713.jpg" alt="2017-02-10 23.14.32" width="85" height="151" /></a> (<a href="https://twitter.com/faketaxi" target="_blank">@tom_mcghee</a>)</h4>
<p>I can&#8217;t do words because Last Jedi spoilers.</p>
<p><strong>Prediction: 0-0 United</strong></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">m</span></p>
<h4><a href="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/brett3-e1471026057469.jpg"><img class=" wp-image-15334 alignnone" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/IMG-20170208-WA0002-195x300.jpg" alt="" width="87" height="134" /></a>(<a href="http://www.twitter.com/bifurcated_utd">@bifurcated_utd</a>)</h4>
<p>Can you two sort your company out? I still have no intercepting in my new flat. Ruddy Virgin&#8217;s Media.</p>
<p><strong>Prediction: Make me. 0-0 United.</strong></p>
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		<title>West Brom vs. United</title>
		<link>https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/pregame/west-brom-vs-united-3</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2016 16:11:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ (@Benglorious) I&#8217;m guessing there&#8217;s some more football on today. There&#8217;s always football. Was gonna write about that Star Wars thing but I&#8217;m pretty sure Tom wants to spoil that for Paul. I enjoyed the PIEEW-PIEEW guns and the VWOMM-VWOMMM stick the most. Rojo penalised. &#160; Prediction: Me to never use any lyrics by Brett for [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<h4><a href="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Surveiger.jpg"><img class=" size-large wp-image-15077 aligncenter" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Surveiger-730x495.jpg" alt="surveiger" width="730" height="495" /></a></h4>
<h4><a href="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Ben-e1471025867865.jpg"><img class=" wp-image-14553 size-full alignnone" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Ben-e1471025867865.jpg" alt="Ben" width="90" height="112" /></a> <strong>(<a href="https://twitter.com/Benglorious" target="_blank">@Be</a></strong><strong><a href="https://twitter.com/Benglorious" target="_blank">nglorious</a>)</strong></h4>
<p>I&#8217;m guessing there&#8217;s some more football on today. There&#8217;s always football. Was gonna write about that Star Wars thing but I&#8217;m pretty sure Tom wants to spoil that for Paul. I enjoyed the PIEEW-PIEEW guns and the VWOMM-VWOMMM stick the most. Rojo penalised.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Prediction: Me to never use any lyrics by Brett for reasons. Godzilla to sign in the January window. 0-0 United.</strong></p>
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<h4><a href="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/mcg-e1471025980306.jpg"><img class=" size-full wp-image-14555 alignnone" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/mcg-e1471025980306.jpg" alt="mcg" width="90" height="113" /></a> (<a href="https://twitter.com/faketaxi" target="_blank">@tom_mcghee</a>)</h4>
<p>I don&#8217;t even like the Star Wars. Why isn&#8217;t there even an East Brom? Racist.</p>
<p><em>Rogue One</em> (2016)</p>
<p>To avoid spoiling it for the jobsworth nonces who haven&#8217;t made the effort to see it yet, I shall review this next week. Suffice to say, didn&#8217;t see Spock once!!! HAHAHAH like that joke when cunts pretend to confuse the two.</p>
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<p><strong>Prediction: Vader to chase Leia for the stolen death star plans, R2 to abscond to Tatooine with them leading to one helluva of an </strong><b>adventure, spanning 3 or more films. 4-0 United, Memphis to wear bad clothes.</b></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">m </span></p>
<h4><a href="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/brett3-e1471026057469.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-14556" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/brett3-e1471026057469.jpg" alt="brett" width="90" height="112" /></a> (<a href="http://www.twitter.com/bifurcated_utd">@ttackattackattack</a>)</h4>
<p>Star Wars is for sucker chumps. Really should pay those boys more now we&#8217;re tapping in to that sweet patreon cash.</p>
<p><strong>Prediction: Benno to use my song lyrics for once in his miserable excuse for a life &#8211; that he needs to get one of first, instead of watching me write this &#8211; and we become a famous. </strong><b>0-0 United. </b></p>
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