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		<title>United 2 &#8211; 0 Leicester</title>
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		<category><![CDATA[GoT]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This game was so long ago that no-one cares. Here&#8217;s 5 things to not care about: 1. We were only half as good as the last game. 2. But still eighteen-thirds better than Arsenal. 3. Even Arsenal are eighteen-thirds better than Arsenal. 4. Guardians of the Galaxy 2 was good I liked it when there [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>Here&#8217;s 5 things to not care about:</p>
<p>1. We were only half as good as the last game.</p>
<p>2. But still eighteen-thirds better than Arsenal.</p>
<p>3. Even Arsenal are eighteen-thirds better than Arsenal.</p>
<p>4. Guardians of the Galaxy 2 was good I liked it when there was a raccoon.</p>
<p>5. GoT was good I liked it when there wasn&#8217;t a raccoon.</p>
<p>6. I like young Kurt Russell. He&#8217;d get it.</p>
<p>7. He&#8217;s not in GoT.</p>
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