Football??!! Bloody hell!!! That’s mine. Last week we were all crying into our pot noodles and beating our loved ones with a rolling pin. And this week we’re making merry and beating our loved ones with a rolling pin but apologising afterwards.

United. United. United. In that order. Innit. Hashtag GGMU.

Here’s 5 things we learned about our heroes in red* *Sometimes white, and sometimes whatever the other colour is, I’m gonna say pink, cos that’s just a nightmare waiting to happen for the kit cleaners/women:

1. Thought it conspicuous that a lot of Wayne’s detractors remained silent after today’s performance (his best for a while imho, give or take the last 8 mins).

3. Pretty sure Wayne would’ve saved Gray’s effort tbh.

6) Actually watched most of this one. Pretty sure it was written by JJ Abrams.

2. Your face is written b