Bifurcated Manchester United » Rick Sanchez https://bifurcated.co.uk Quasi-Futuristic Allegorical Football Meta-Narrative Sun, 24 Apr 2022 09:33:40 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.41 United 1 – 1 Everton https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/united-1-1-everton https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/united-1-1-everton#comments Thu, 06 Apr 2017 12:44:55 +0000 http://bifurcated.co.uk/?p=15511 The Invincibles can bite our bangers as we continue our incredible run, drawing with everything in our path like a machine made of draws.

We’re like the Ikea of football: *work on the punchline for this a joke for next week. Something, something Zlatan (Swedish), something, something drawers.*

Here’s 5 things we learned about the things that happened, in addition to a joke about Mourinho winning on the Pools before the season ends (backatcha Benno Re: preview):

1. Rick Sanchez is the hero we all deserve.

2. Jerry is still a massive bell.

3. Mourinho will definitely scoop a big win on the Pools before the season ends.

4. I hated watching that. It made me discuss football with other football fans but without the jokes and stuff.

5. Traitor.

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