Watford 1 – 2 United

Us — Sun, 16 Sep 2018 12:11:42 +0000

And it seems to me you play your games
Like a team in the wind
Never fading in the second half
When the pain set in
And your football will always fall here
Along England’s greenest pitches
Your team burned out long before
Our Lukaku ever will.

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. Alexis Sanchez is this generations William Prunier ie the very worst

2. No sign of Marcus Rashford. Or his body. Cover-up?

3. I think my great Edwin Starr joke deserved more/some kudos

4. He’s not even the best drummer in the Beatles

5. Apologies for the absence of any kudos. I think you have tragically misjudged how much we read anything you write. Ever.

6. Lol, Ringpie

7. Ringpie?? That’s not a word you autocorrect cunt. Ringo

Bifurcated Manchester United » Ringo

Watford 1 – 2 United