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		<title>UCL: Valencia vs. United</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[(@Benglorious) YEE-HAW HEAD &#8216;EM UP RIDE &#8216;EM OUT etc Prediction: Rubber to not have been invented yet. Hat-trick for Pogba plus a brace for Lukaku. 0-0 Valencia M  (@tom_mcghee) Why is it a dead rubber?* We don&#8217;t call a game that counts a live rubber. Rubber discrimination? Not for me to say but obviously yes. [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h4><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-16568 aligncenter" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Vida-Buena-e1544556160433.jpg" alt="Vida Buena" width="396" height="222" /></h4>
<h4><strong><a href="https://twitter.com/Benglorious" target="_blank"><img class="alignnone wp-image-15271 size-full" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Photo-27-01-2017-23-05-45-e1485558662486.jpg" alt="" width="60" height="91" />(@Be</a></strong><strong><a href="https://twitter.com/Benglorious" target="_blank">nglorious</a>)</strong></h4>
<p>YEE-HAW HEAD &#8216;EM UP RIDE &#8216;EM OUT etc</p>
<p><strong>Prediction: Rubber to not have been invented yet. Hat-trick for Pogba plus a brace for Lukaku. 0-0 Valencia</strong></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">M</span></p>
<h4><a href="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017-02-10-23.14.32-e1486768985713.jpg"><img class="alignnone wp-image-15339 size-full" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017-02-10-23.14.32-e1486768985713.jpg" alt="2017-02-10 23.14.32" width="85" height="151" /></a> (<a href="https://twitter.com/faketaxi" target="_blank">@tom_mcghee</a>)</h4>
<p>Why is it a dead rubber?* We don&#8217;t call a game that counts a live rubber. Rubber discrimination? Not for me to say but obviously yes.</p>
<p>*The actual etymology of &#8216;dead &#8216;rubber&#8217; is from the card game &#8216;rubber bridge&#8217;. A from of contract bridge, rubber bridge is played by two competing teams of two players. For example, the Davis Cup series has each pair of competing countries play 5 matches (rubbers) where the winer is decided on a best of five basis &#8211; where the result is known before the completion of the five matches (ie one side wins three) the remaining match/es are said to be &#8216;dead rubbers&#8217;.</p>
<p><strong>Prediction: Everyone to have learned something about dead rubbers. Me to learn there is no rubber discrimination as I first </strong><b>surmised. Basically everyone will learn something. Aside from Brett.</b></p>
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<p><strong>Prediction: </strong></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">M</span></p>
<h4><span style="color: #ffffff;"><a style="color: #ffffff;" href="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/brett3-e1471026057469.jpg"><img class=" wp-image-15334 alignnone" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/IMG-20170208-WA0002-195x300.jpg" alt="" width="87" height="134" /></a>(<a style="color: #ffffff;" href="http://www.twitter.com/bifurcated_utd">@bifurcated_utd</a>)</span></h4>
<p>Must be a curse from some sage maverick, but I have completely lost the ability to learn. Send money.</p>
<p><strong>Prediction: The identity of the sage maverick to remain hidden as no-one reads that </strong><b>clownshoes previews.</b></p>
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