• Saint Bernard – The patron saint of little barrels
• Yves Saint Laurent – The patron saint of French
• Saint & Greavsie – The patron saint of football
• The Saint – Simon Templar

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Prediction: Only love can break your heart, so nothing can stop us. Hopefully, the Pogba brothers can kiss and make up after the match, and maybe Paul can persuade Florentin to join our club. He’s on the phone. 0-0 United.

 (@tom_mcghee)

I’m not, out of respect for Arsenal’s CL performance.

Prediction: Tom to not bother doing a preview out of respect for Arsenal’s CL performance. 

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(@bifurcated_utd)

Start up the orchestra … The Euuuurrrroooopaaaaaaaaaa! Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-da (but with violins)! Love that theme music. Makes the hairs on my gooch stand on end.

St. Etienne are named after the infamous cannibal saint, who specifically enjoyed men called Ian. You can have that one. Usual T&Cs apply. Please read the small print…

A work colleague of mine thought T&Cs meant Teas and Coffees. I use this information to bully him on the daily.

Prediction: Not sure how a posh cake can answer a phone tbh. But Benno knows what he’s talking about, imho, lol.  0-0 United.