Bifurcated Manchester United » Scud https://bifurcated.co.uk Quasi-Futuristic Allegorical Football Meta-Narrative Sun, 24 Apr 2022 09:33:40 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.41 Chelsea 0 – 2 United https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/chelsea-0-2-united https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/chelsea-0-2-united#comments Fri, 21 Feb 2020 12:34:19 +0000 http://bifurcated.co.uk/?p=17322 Bahahahahahahahaha let’s see how long we can keep this up clue: not very long.

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. Having a midfielder who can pass accurately and quickly is handy. Also a guy who can take corners. Seems so obvious with hindsight.

2. Fred is a delight

3. Luke Shaw is quite clearly 90% pancakes now

4. I liked it when Scud was telling Blade that he’d been a familiar the whole time and that the bomb was a dud and laughed at Blade but then Blade was all ‘I knew the whole time you fucking melt’ and then blew him up

5. I concur

6. lol @ I concur

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