(@Benglorious)

We can legit just copy and paste last week’s preview while Brett is in Poland: Brett is in Poland so we have no natural leader or a jokes.

Prediction:  0-0 United.

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 (@tom_mcghee)

As above. That aside, pretty good.

Prediction: 0-0 United.

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(@bifurcated_utd)

I’m in Poland. In minus 26 temperatures. Survival is my priority.

Prediction: Death. 0-0 United.

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. So confused. Before the game everyone was mad about Pogba not playing in what looked like a 433 but then he came on really early and we still didn’t win or play that well but everyone was still mad.

2. Chris Smalling is a performing art piece imho. And a bad one.

3. I’m not sure Sanchez was a good choice. I’d’ve used the Bati lol little GTA humour there to lighten the mood.

4. Can’t believe Daniel Storey thinks Brett is funny.

5. Seconded.

6. That Daniel Storey sure knows the journalism.

(@Benglorious)

No idea how Sevilla got to play in the Champions League after being relegated last season, but that Agbonlahor is a hell of a player.

Prediction: Hawkeye to actually draw a straight line. Black Widow to confiscate his crayons. 0-0 United.

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 (@tom_mcghee)

I cannot do words as I am too busy watching the U19s play Liverpool in the last 16 of the UEFA Youth League. Like a real top red supporter fan. You plastics disgust me.

Prediction: Liverpool to win 2-0 as United’s youngsters continue to give the ball away as much as their senior counterparts. 0-0 United.

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(@bifurcated_utd)

Sevilla is an anagram of Saville. And on that basis I refuse to do a words this week.

Funding the KGB, the narcotics industry, and serial rapists is one thing (3 things), but allowing a team to name themselves after an anagram of that monster, is quite literally the last straw for me. Until next week’s game.

Prediction: I won’t be doing words when we next play Cliff Richard F.C. either. 0-0 United.