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		<title>Liverpool 2 &#8211; 0 United</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The great thing about being shit is that results like this barely register, let alone hurt Here&#8217;s 5 things we learned: 1. On the intro to he-man and masters of the universe Prince Adam says ‘fabulous powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said “by the powers of [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>Here&#8217;s 5 things we learned:</p>
<p>1. On the intro to he-man and masters of the universe Prince Adam says ‘fabulous powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said “by the powers of greyskull!”. Why would he have done that?</p>
<p>2. And then barely a minute later he shouts “I have the power!” Which just seems boastful</p>
<p>3. Orko’s still great though</p>
<p>4. Why no she-woman? Makes you think</p>
<p>5. Shame about the football result</p>
<p>6. Lol wot</p>
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