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	<title>Bifurcated Manchester United &#187; Sheffield United</title>
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		<title>United 3 &#8211; 3 United</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Nov 2019 13:48:33 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Postgame]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Still not sure if we are good and bad or just bad and good. Here&#8217;s 5 things we learned: 1. Analysis 11245411521 2. 6 3. M0urinh0 4. 707 8635 707 &#160;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="size-medium wp-image-16578 alignleft" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/ole-177x300.jpg" alt="" width="177" height="300" />Still not sure if we are good and bad or just bad and good.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s 5 things we learned:</p>
<p>1. Analysis 11245411521</p>
<p>2. 6</p>
<p>3. M0urinh0</p>
<p>4. 707 8635 707</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>United vs. United</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Nov 2019 13:48:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; (@Benglorious) 6 wait for it 9 lol like &#160; Prediction: see above M  (@tom_mcghee) I no longer believe in words as a means of communication hereby I will speak only in numbers 4382 12467429 4 !!! Prediction: 0 M (@bifurcated_utd) 666 !! Prediction: 999 !!]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-15006" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Tony-Blurtial-300x203.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="203" /></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<h4><img class="wp-image-16595 alignnone" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/IMG-20181222-WA0006-169x300.jpg" alt="" width="89" height="158" /><strong><a href="https://twitter.com/Benglorious" target="_blank">(@Be</a></strong><strong><a href="https://twitter.com/Benglorious" target="_blank">nglorious</a>)</strong></h4>
<p>6</p>
<p>wait for it</p>
<p>9</p>
<p>lol like</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Prediction: see above</strong></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">M</span></p>
<h4><a href="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/TomBio1.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-16697" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/TomBio1.jpg" alt="TomBio" width="100" height="118" /></a> (<a href="https://twitter.com/faketaxi" target="_blank">@tom_mcghee</a>)</h4>
<p>I no longer believe in words as a means of communication hereby I will speak only in numbers 4382 12467429 4 !!!</p>
<p><strong>Prediction: 0</strong></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">M</span></p>
<h4><img class=" wp-image-16596  alignnone" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Snapchat-501272208-169x300.jpg" alt="" width="89" height="151" />(<a href="http://www.twitter.com/bifurcated_utd">@bifurcated_utd</a>)</h4>
<p>666 !!</p>
<p><strong>Prediction: 999 !!</strong></p>
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		<title>United 1 &#8211; 0 Sheffield United</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2016 13:56:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Heard Vangle&#8217;s philosophy involves beating all the goals out of the players at half time using a limp effigy of Bebe, naked, crafted from Falcao&#8217;s unwashed gussets, left in lost property. Why he left just the gussets I do not know. My source suspects the rest of the underpant material is being used for something [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>Heard Vangle&#8217;s philosophy involves beating all the goals out of the players at half time using a limp effigy of Bebe, naked, crafted from Falcao&#8217;s unwashed gussets, left in lost property. Why he left just the gussets I do not know. My source suspects the rest of the underpant material is being used for something potentially more <del>arousing</del> sadistic.</p>
<p>Anyway, it&#8217;s getting hot in herre &#8230; here&#8217;s 5 things we learned:</p>
<p>é) If you don&#8217;t watch the game or the highlights and just ask Paul for his summary (&#8220;Groundhog Day, specifically the bit where Bill Murray has given up hope&#8221;), it&#8217;s funnier.</p>
<p>2) I don&#8217;t know when it happened or who&#8217;s to blame but we&#8217;re not good anymore.</p>
<p>75a) I do know when it happened and who&#8217;s to blame but essentially Benno is accurate.</p>
<p>Appendix iii) YASSS I was definitely due some correctness.</p>
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