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(@Benglorious)

Celta Vigo are not a team United should be taking lightly this evening. After all, this IS the business end of the elite Europa competition-that-isn’t-for-the-best-clubs-in-Europe-but-still-gives-us-annoying-midweek-games-that-make-us-draw-all-our-important-matches-but-at least-if-we-do-win-the-whole-thing-it-does-mean-that-we’re-better-than-Liverpool League.

Prediction: Another debut goal for Rashford and yet another hat-trick for Ronaldo as the Reds cruise to an easy victory. 0-0 United

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 (@tom_mcghee)

There is simply no way Brett can speak Dutch.

Celta Vigo were founded in 1989 after losing to the Ghostbusters and Bobby Brown – a Carpathian team of dubious intentions, they’ve come a long way from those dark days (literally – they’re now in Spain !!) and Jordi Cryuff used to play for them. Hey! He played for us too! What a small world/it really really is.

Star Wars: All of them but not the two newest ones (1977-2005)

1. Star Wars: Badass wants his plans back, farm boy and his super friends think this is dumb. Ruddy brilliant.

2. The Empire Strikes Back: Game-changer, Empire is the film The Beatles could’ve been. Turns out Darth is Luke’s dad. Despite what Kenobi had said earlier, the maniac. Ruddy Brilliant.

3. Return of the Jedi: Feel-good factor of It’s a Wonderful life but without the boring bits and with more Star Wars. Final lightsaber duel, Darth’s redemption and Williams’ score make this the best piece of cinematography in the world ever. To disagree is to admit you are in fact for tools.

4. The Phantom Menace: This wedding is horseshit.

5. Attack of the Clones: Bite my Banger, Lucas

6. Revenge of the Sith: I could legit have made a better film than this with my balls.

Prediction: Brett to pretend to speak Dutch, scorn poured from all quarters. Let’s say 1-0, us.

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(@bifurcated_utd)

If there is a worse treble than the Charity Shop, EDL, and Eurovision, then I’m a Dutchman.

Niet een clownshoes nederlander zoals Vangle, maar een machtige boom zwakkeloos volleying als Van Persie. Ik ben Nederlands van die tijd dat Liverpool dat droomde dat het wel beter was dan deze, past bij het United fan profiel dat ze altijd lolling en een grapje op hun kosten maken.

Prediction: En ik hou van de gedachte om thuis naar je toe te komen, zelfs als ik weet dat we het niet kunnen maken. Lol houdt van de laatste twee voorspellingen. Hashtag merk. Nul – Nul, United.

(@Benglorious)

After basking in the glow of Sunderland getting deservedly relegated, I considered calling Ol’ Davey Moyes to offer my sympathies. However, I then remembered what an odious prick and terrible manager he is so I went for a poo instead. I also didn’t have his number.

Prediction:  Swansea to knockout Klitschko in the first innings with a 147 break. 0-0 United.

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 (@tom_mcghee)

We seem to have become a Mick Hucknall fan account. I am that dog in the everything is fine meme !!!

Swans live in rivers. To put them in a sea? Madness.

Boxing Review: Joshua VS Klitschko (2017)

What a fight! Both men employing the punching technique to punch each other, early rounds looked like Joshua was the best at punching but then Wladimir’s punches started to work better and it was hard to tell (punch wise). Seemed like Joshua was winning but then he delivered an almighty upwards punch (you *may* have seen it on Twitter. I didn’t post it because it cost me £20 so you proles can go suck it/I respect Sky’s terms and conditions) and it was all over. Bar some more punching. That aside, actually very very good.

Prediction: Klitschko by KO in the 6th.

(@bifurcated_utd)

AND I LOVE THE THOUGHT OF COMING HOME TO YOU, EVEN IF I KNOW WE CAN’T MAKE IT!! Great times.

Prediction: AND I LOVE THE THOUGHT OF COMING HOME TO YOU, EVEN IF I KNOW WE CAN’T MAKE IT!! Great times. 0-0 United.