At least we’re now seeing more goals than a tin of Scholes. Though we’re scoring less goals than a tin of Roondogs from Aldi. With less defence than a french garden without a fence. And seeing more useless passes than an event that gives out free passes that no-one actually wants to attend.

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1) I like Norwich’s kit.

2) I don’t like Kylo Ren

3) Cameron Jerome is an equilateral rhombus.

4) Chelsea next week, with Mourinho in charge, is going to cause Sky Sports to implode.

5) Fingers crossed.

6) Making the 5 red makes us look well professional.