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		<title>Chelsea 1 &#8211; 0 United</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2017 11:49:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember after four or five games in to the season when we were all saying how amazing Jose Mourinho was; Matic and Lukaku were the best signings ever and the missing pieces in the title jigsaw, and how good we were playing? Neither do we. Here&#8217;s another 5 things we learned from yet another game, [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-14972" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/PaulindaCarlisle-293x300.jpg" alt="" width="293" height="300" />Remember after four or five games in to the season when we were all saying how amazing Jose Mourinho was; Matic and Lukaku were the best signings ever and the missing pieces in the title jigsaw, and how good we were playing? Neither do we.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s another 5 things we learned from yet another game, in the season that keeps on giving games:</p>
<p>1. If we kicked the ball in the net we would score goals.</p>
<p>2. That is all.</p>
<p>3. Abso gutted @bobbyfaghihi was right about Jose. He&#8217;s 3 for 3 so far. It&#8217;s bullshit the floppy haired nonce.</p>
<p>4. Why did you @ him? That&#8217;s not how this works.</p>
<p>5. So he&#8217;d get the notification when Brett puts this on twitter so bobby knows we hate him and his opinions.</p>
<p>6. You know WordPress isn&#8217;t Twitter, right?</p>
<p>7. Actually, I withdraw the question.</p>
<p>7. I know any &#8216;press&#8217; is fascism so back off Captain Nazi.</p>
<p>8. Lol @ &#8216;withdraw&#8217;.</p>
<p>8. jfc, what happened to us, man. We used to be all about the music.</p>
<p>9. For me it was never about the music, For me it was all about the great times.</p>
<p>10. Fuck this shit. I&#8217;m out. The Sugababes are always hiring.</p>
<p>11. I hate you both. This is Paul.</p>
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