(@Benglorious)

Those two clowns have let that FBA almost-pre-nomination go to their heads recently. So much so that they’re making it look like they told me to write their previews whilst they live the high life, dining on the poshest of foods such as mushrooms and Bisto.

Anyway, Firenord are a Dutch team, named after the greatest action hero in the greatest film of all time – Predator (1987). I mean, he wasn’t called ‘Firenord’, that would be ridiculous, he was called ‘Dutch’ which I realise now isn’t the name of our opposition but I got so excited when I saw the word ‘Dutch’ that I forgot stuff. Predator rules.

Prediction: Arnie plus five to get dropped in a meat grinder because of a cooked-up story. Get to the chopper. 2-1, United.

 (@tom_mcghee)

Legit forgot it was Thursday. So no (I can’t write on days beginning with T. Because of the name conflict i.e. Tom).

The Lobster 2015

WTAF. That aside, pretty good.

Prediction: Clown shoes, above, to stitch me up by not deleting Brett’s bit that I absolutely wrote, below. Choking up again tbf. Heaven is one maverick heavier today #RIPIwannaruntoyouleg. 0-0 United, out of respect.

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 (@ttackattackattack)

Hey Benno, can you do the Brett bit this week. I really, really miss him and choked up a bit when I started to write tbqfhwy. It put me right off my Sugar Puffs this morning. I still can’t believe what we did to one of the greatest human beings that ever lived in living memory irl. I know I said he wasn’t flammable, so, in some ways this is almost as much my fault as it is actually yours. Remember to delete this note, cos I don’t want to have to go through the same rigmarole like when us made a remarkably similar mistake with Paul tbf.

Prediction: Feyenoooooooooooooooooo more Europa League please, more like. Keep that one for Brett, as his prediction, cos he was good at these kind of maverick a jokes imho. 0-0 United