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	<title>Bifurcated Manchester United &#187; Tea</title>
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		<title>Wolves 1 &#8211; 1 United</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Aug 2019 09:47:21 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Postgame]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Reaction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Beef]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crispy Chilli Beef]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gary Neville]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[AAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDD NOW YOU&#8217;RE GONNA BELIEVE US etc. &#160; Here&#8217;s the second load of 5 things we have already learned this season: 1. Crispy chilli beef is overrated. 2. Agreed. I&#8217;m not sure it&#8217;s even beef. Twiglets in a different sauce imho 3. Not that bad imho. Lost there twice last season did&#8217;t lose last night. [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>AAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDD NOW YOU&#8217;RE GONNA BELIEVE US etc.</p>
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<p>Here&#8217;s the second load of 5 things we have already learned this season:</p>
<p>1. Crispy chilli beef is overrated.</p>
<p>2. Agreed. I&#8217;m not sure it&#8217;s even beef. Twiglets in a different sauce imho</p>
<p>3. Not that bad imho. Lost there twice last season did&#8217;t lose last night. Progress. Which is important. Apparently (I&#8217;ve never made any so unsure)</p>
<p>4. Just watched the goals. I&#8217;ve seen better</p>
<p>5. Their&#8217;s was a cross</p>
<p>6. Is that , you gary?</p>
<p>7. Have you had a stroke?</p>
<p>8. No, that&#8217;s just where I spilt my tea</p>
<p>9. lol</p>
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