(@Benglorious)

It’s telling how bad we are because I suggested we go clothes shopping instead of watching the match.

Prediction: Misogyny to finally catch up with my weary bones. My weary bones not caring. 0-0 United, not us United, them United. 

M

 (@tom_mcghee)

Remember back in days of yore when Kev went batshit with that “I will love it love it if we beat them” malarkey because the rivalry was intense and both teams were in contention? This is now the complete opposite of that. I will only be watching to hopefully witness the very worst PL game ever, despite experience telling me they’ll both fuck it up.

Prediction: 3-0 Newcastle because that’s just who we are now, Benno to be diagnosed with WBS, Brettt to finally admit he doesn’t have a telly.

M

(@bifurcated_utd)

Nooo (Like ‘New”) chance I’m gonna sit through another 90 minutes more like.

Prediction: I’ll sit through it. Even though I don’t have a telly* *They’ll never know cos no-one reads this.

Here’s another 5 things we learned:

1. Wasn’t there a big row about not being on telly? It is on telly. Lol. What a day.

2. That was the fa cup. Read a fucking book sometime.

3. Not sure you can fit both teams on a telly tbBOOM!!!

4. It’d be nice if you did something.

5. Bite me.

6. I will never bite you.

7. Nice on Brett way to ruin a game by being there.

8. I blame you and you alone for that shambles.