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(@Benglorious)

Celta Vigo are not a team United should be taking lightly this evening. After all, this IS the business end of the elite Europa competition-that-isn’t-for-the-best-clubs-in-Europe-but-still-gives-us-annoying-midweek-games-that-make-us-draw-all-our-important-matches-but-at least-if-we-do-win-the-whole-thing-it-does-mean-that-we’re-better-than-Liverpool League.

Prediction: Another debut goal for Rashford and yet another hat-trick for Ronaldo as the Reds cruise to an easy victory. 0-0 United

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 (@tom_mcghee)

There is simply no way Brett can speak Dutch.

Celta Vigo were founded in 1989 after losing to the Ghostbusters and Bobby Brown – a Carpathian team of dubious intentions, they’ve come a long way from those dark days (literally – they’re now in Spain !!) and Jordi Cryuff used to play for them. Hey! He played for us too! What a small world/it really really is.

Star Wars: All of them but not the two newest ones (1977-2005)

1. Star Wars: Badass wants his plans back, farm boy and his super friends think this is dumb. Ruddy brilliant.

2. The Empire Strikes Back: Game-changer, Empire is the film The Beatles could’ve been. Turns out Darth is Luke’s dad. Despite what Kenobi had said earlier, the maniac. Ruddy Brilliant.

3. Return of the Jedi: Feel-good factor of It’s a Wonderful life but without the boring bits and with more Star Wars. Final lightsaber duel, Darth’s redemption and Williams’ score make this the best piece of cinematography in the world ever. To disagree is to admit you are in fact for tools.

4. The Phantom Menace: This wedding is horseshit.

5. Attack of the Clones: Bite my Banger, Lucas

6. Revenge of the Sith: I could legit have made a better film than this with my balls.

Prediction: Brett to pretend to speak Dutch, scorn poured from all quarters. Let’s say 1-0, us.

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(@bifurcated_utd)

If there is a worse treble than the Charity Shop, EDL, and Eurovision, then I’m a Dutchman.

Niet een clownshoes nederlander zoals Vangle, maar een machtige boom zwakkeloos volleying als Van Persie. Ik ben Nederlands van die tijd dat Liverpool dat droomde dat het wel beter was dan deze, past bij het United fan profiel dat ze altijd lolling en een grapje op hun kosten maken.

Prediction: En ik hou van de gedachte om thuis naar je toe te komen, zelfs als ik weet dat we het niet kunnen maken. Lol houdt van de laatste twee voorspellingen. Hashtag merk. Nul – Nul, United.