Bifurcated Manchester United » Tootenham https://bifurcated.co.uk Quasi-Futuristic Allegorical Football Meta-Narrative Sun, 24 Apr 2022 09:33:40 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.41 United 0 – 3 Spurs https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/united-0-3-spurs https://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/united-0-3-spurs#comments Tue, 28 Aug 2018 11:22:33 +0000 http://bifurcated.co.uk/?p=16409 The “conjecture” after the “contest” seems “medialised” around Jose Mourinho, and his “legislative” performance, which is exactly what “they” want. Do yourselves a favour and put “” around words, so, you look “engaged” and “perceptive” and Google synonyms, so you can “echo” what other people “orate” but with your own “diacritic” stamp on it and “feign” you are “perished” clever on Twitter.

 

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. Using a chainsaw to remove tree stumps is not as fun as you think.

2. I lost my 18 day daily objective streak on GTAV because Rockstar cunts.

3. I learnt nothing.

4. You learnt that you learnt nothing.

5. Bite. Me.

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