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		<title>United 2 &#8211; 0 Huddersfield Town</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[With Huddersfield distracted by trying to figure out whether they were a Field or a Town, United notched up two goals in spite of their best attempts to miss them both like the heroes we deserve. Lols @ Sanchez Rooneying his penalty like a true Red Leg. Here&#8217;s 5 things we learned: 1. The Last [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-15882" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Acroskaku-300x215.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="215" />With Huddersfield distracted by trying to figure out whether they were a Field or a Town, United notched up two goals in spite of their best attempts to miss them both like the heroes we deserve.</p>
<p>Lols @ Sanchez Rooneying his penalty like a true Red Leg.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s 5 things we learned:</p>
<p>1. The Last Jedi was a film I saw instead.</p>
<p>2. M8 don&#8217;t get me started Snoke was a good character imho lol.</p>
<p>3. I liked how they used the Force as social media.</p>
<p>4. The gorilla AT-ATs were also good. As was Luke deciding to just kill his nephew in his sleep, deffos like Luke and the Jedi imho nqat ffs I was enjoying today.</p>
<p>5. Fuck you both.. I had gone 2 months and 1 day without spoilers and was going to watch it tonight.</p>
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