The only real downside to last night’s result is the footage emerging of Alexis Sanchez looking very small.

Apparently, he is just very small and not just very far away.

Wait, two downsides: the MBM Krang/turtles tweet was wasted on all you scum.

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. People sure don’t like Sanchez

2. And by ‘people’ I mean us

3. I like him I think he adds a lot to the team almost too many goals and assists imho

4. Ander Herrera was very good and everyone thought so aside from Martin Keown, the Neolithic twat

5. We should make Keown and Sanchez fight to the death

6. Winner gets a bullet