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Tom (@tom_mcghee)

Something about football, lazy joke, Optimus Prime reference, obscure Mos Eisley reference, peas and carrots peas and carrots

My preview (if poss, no computer here innit)

Lemon Cristal *****

Moonshine *****

Tangerine Dream ***

Super Polm ****

Lemon Haze Iso *****

Weed reviews go first, stupid data package f*cking it up in the running order don’t add this bit you chinless goon

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Benno (@Benglorious)

Today is the biggest game in the Premiership League involving two teams that both have ‘Manchester’ as part of their name.  United are the ones who play in the bright brown shirts and there is also the other team.  Both of them have lots of money but one team has more of a certain type of money but they can’t spend that certain type of money because there’s rules about spending too much of that certain type of money because other teams don’t have as much of that certain type of money to spend as much of.  It’s all very clear-cut.

Prediction:  Vangle must be quietly confident going into today’s derby, especially coming off the back of so many wins that I’ve lost count.  Three, I think.  City have lost something like fourteen games in a row so Pellegrini must be feeling the opposite – loudly fearful.  His players will pick up on these concerns as they are shouted to them on the pitch amidst racking sobs.  Whilst they’re distracted by this, United will take advantage and strike.  A goal for Roondog after the first mistake from Hart in his entire career will be swiftly followed by yet another Herrera goal.  City try and rally for the second half, but the referee has no choice but to book the entire squad for illegal use of cars.  In the ensuing chaos, Di Maria will knock in the third goal after a mesmerising dribble/dummy/feint/shimmy/lollipop/castanet/blancmange combo.  1-0 Manchester City.

WHERE ARE THEY RIGHT NOW?

Juan Sebastián Verón

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Brett (@StillInPrisonAwaitingAVisitFromTheTwoWhoGrassedMeUp)

We still have no idea where Brett is.

I was thinking: why don’t we try something crazEE this week, hey?! Go with me here guys … Why don’t we play Kags, right, Kags, yeah … in the hole, and I don’t know, try and WIN a game. As opposed to not playing Kags in the hole and losing a game. Just an idea. Call me crazEE. There’s old crazEE head, doing his crazEE thang! I’ll leave it there … if David Moyes, or Phil Neville, or anyone reading this (Hi Cathy Ferg!) wants to take that idea and pass it off as their own … be my guest.

I’ve been really hoping Danny’s gonna start this game, what with him being an unused sub midweek, but then I got to thinking that perhaps Moyes is really hoping and pushing for RVP to be fit – which he probably is. That could mean Danny starting on the left? It would be irksome to say the least though, if the “Rooney situation” means Adnan, Kags and Danny have to duke it out for the rest of the season, with Ashley Young, for the left-wing – a position none of them really play.

All things being considered: Moyes is doing okay, so whatevs.

Spurs…

Eriksen not being available is a very good start to this bit of the pre-match bit. I did think after that first game that he was going to take over all the universes, but he’s obviously waiting for the right moment – thankfully, not starting this weekend. They haven’t got Bale anymore, either – this pre-match bit just keeps on giving! What they have got is a team that we were all well jel of only a couple of weeks ago; capable of inflicting a lot of bad things on us. A reminder that everything is in stasis; what’s important right now, won’t be forever. Though, that’s more something to remember in actual real life, rather than in this game we’re talking about, that I’ve completely forgotten the name of.

Prediction: 2-3. I’m not going to say ‘Danny with his customary two’, because the last time I didn’t, he actually got two. And a Phil Jones onion-bag busting volley. Ryan Giggs to take off his mask and reveal he was Veron all along. Me to meet Paul off of the Rant Cast.