Bifurcated Manchester United » Vodka

United 2 – 1 Arsenal

Us — Mon, 30 Apr 2018 16:42:04 +0000

He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink. He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink. He sings the songs that remind him of the good times. He sings the songs that remind him of the best times…

Who ‘He’ is … I guess we’ll never know.

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. Give Fellaini Brett’s wages.

2. His pockets are not deep enough.

3. And besides are filled with hundreds of coloured handkerchiefs tied together in a really really long line.

4. That’s funny cos you are suggesting he is a clown.

5. There goes Arsene Wenger. I must remember to thank him.

Southampton 0 – 1 (NOT FOUR) United

Us — Mon, 25 Sep 2017 11:06:05 +0000

Poland is a regional power as well as a possible emerging world power. It has the eighth largest and one of the most dynamic economies in the European Union, simultaneously achieving a very high rank on the Human Development Index. Additionally, the Polish Stock Exchange in Warsaw is the largest and most important in Central and Eastern Europe. Poland is a developed and democratic country, which maintains a high-income economy along with very high standards of living, life quality, safety, education and economic freedom. According to the World Bank, Poland has a leading school educational system in Europe. The country provides free university education, state-funded social security and a universal health care system for all citizens. Situated between Eastern and Western European cultures and coined by a changing history, Poland developed a rich cultural heritage, including numerous historical monuments and 15 UNESCO World Heritage Sites. It is visited by approximately 17.5 million tourists every year (2016), making it the 16th most visited country in the world. Poland is a member state of the European Union, the Schengen Area, the United Nations, NATO, and the OECD.

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. Sick in another car park.

EFLC: United 4 (FOUR) – 1 Burton Albion

Us — Fri, 22 Sep 2017 11:02:13 +0000

Following the partitions of Poland at the end of the 18th century, Poland regained its independence in 1918 with the Treaty of Versailles. In September 1939, World War II started with the invasion of Poland by Nazi Germany, followed by the Soviet Union invading Poland in accordance with the Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact. More than six million of Poland’s citizens died in the war. After World War II, the Polish People’s Republic was established as a satellite state under Soviet influence. In the aftermath of the Revolutions of 1989, most notably through the emergence of the Solidarity movement, Poland established itself as a democratic republic.

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. Sick in another car park.

United 4 (Four) – 0 Everton

Us — Mon, 18 Sep 2017 10:58:37 +0000

The establishment of a Polish state can be traced back to 966, when Mieszko I, ruler of a territory roughly coextensive with that of present-day Poland, converted to Christianity. The Kingdom of Poland was founded in 1025, and in 1569 it cemented a longstanding political association with the Grand Duchy of Lithuania by signing the Union of Lublin. This union formed the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth, one of the largest (about 1 million km²) and most populous countries of 16th and 17th century Europe with a uniquely liberal political system which declared Europe’s first constitution.

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. Vodka is a alcohol.

2. You have to drink lots.

3. You get use to it.

4. Your tolerance improves during your holiday.

5. Oh, wait…

6. Sick in another car park.