Managed to fix my computer. Had to replace the 48.4H503.011 power button board with one I purchased on an electronic auction site. The results are satisfactory, as you can all see.

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Opposition summary: Arsenal are the best team in the Premiership League that sound like a butt.

Prediction: Martial to be the new Henry by doing old Henry stuff that the old Henry used to do for the old Henry’s team except that the new Henry is better than the old Henry because he’s newer. Like a new iPhone or a new Land Rover Discovery. I’ve forgotten my point. 0-0 United.

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United’s newest German acquisition met me for coffee and told me that his favourite things are tropical fish, the smell of furniture wax and having a ridiculously long surname:

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  Tom (@tom_mcghee)

I ditched those two suckers for a weekend of haggis and bagpipes. Ruddy love Kent. Oh, and this week’s film review by Tom McGhee (me) is for The Lovely Bones (2009). The bones aren’t that lovely tbh, and that actress girl’s name is ridiculous. That aside, pretty good.

Prediction: 2 goals for Manchester to zero goals for Southampton. 0-0 United. 

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  Brett (@yourhousetonightx)

Of all the games that Vangle’s boys have faced, not only this season, but the season before that, and in fact it’s fair to say since before they were Vangle’s boys, going back as far as possible in the history books, to biblical times down the local park – martyrs for goalposts – this game is by far and without doubt the most recent.

I can’t wait to get to work and miss another game that Roondog starts.

Prediction: Danny with his customer satisfaction guarantee. Vangle to call on his familiar to do his bidding. I dunno. Just sounded edgy and mysterious. Like me, laydeez. If you’re reading this, the B-Dog is out with his dogz tonight, if you wanna hook up. It’ll probably just be me actually. And maybe an old couple. It’s not my mum and dad. Please hook up with me. I’m usually more funny than this irl. I can change. 0-0 United.