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		<title>FAC: United vs. Reading</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; m (@Benglorious) After the thorough despatchings of Cardiff, &#8216;uddersfield, Bournemouth and Newcassal, Ole&#8217;s first real test as United&#8217;s interimming temporary caretaking non-permanent manager comes today in the FA Cup final. Solskjaer&#8217;s boys will be looking to make sure the Writing is on the wall for Reading, ensuring their place in History. Maths. Prediction: Yet [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">m</span></p>
<h4><img class="wp-image-16595 alignnone" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/IMG-20181222-WA0006-169x300.jpg" alt="" width="89" height="158" /><strong><a href="https://twitter.com/Benglorious" target="_blank">(@Be</a></strong><strong><a href="https://twitter.com/Benglorious" target="_blank">nglorious</a>)</strong></h4>
<p>After the thorough despatchings of Cardiff, &#8216;uddersfield, Bournemouth and Newcassal, Ole&#8217;s first real test as United&#8217;s interimming temporary caretaking non-permanent manager comes today in the FA Cup final. Solskjaer&#8217;s boys will be looking to make sure the Writing is on the wall for Reading, ensuring their place in History. Maths.</p>
<p><strong>Prediction: Yet more goals, inducing a giddiness amongst United fans that hasn&#8217;t been felt since Wednesday night. 0-0 United.</strong></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">M</span></p>
<h4><a href="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017-02-10-23.14.32-e1486768985713.jpg"><img class=" wp-image-15339 size-full alignnone" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017-02-10-23.14.32-e1486768985713.jpg" alt="2017-02-10 23.14.32" width="85" height="151" /></a> (<a href="https://twitter.com/faketaxi" target="_blank">@tom_mcghee</a>)</h4>
<p>I am out of the office until jan 4th and won&#8217;t be doing a jokes during this time. If you need an urgent a joke please contact my colleagues at ajoke@ajoke.co.ck</p>
<p><strong>Prediction: haha wait haha it’s like Lukaku hahaha is haha Ole’s Solskjaer haha</strong></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">MM</span></p>
<h4><img class=" wp-image-16596  alignnone" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Snapchat-501272208-169x300.jpg" alt="" width="89" height="151" />(<a href="http://www.twitter.com/bifurcated_utd">@bifurcated_utd</a>)</h4>
<p>Bahahahahahaha Benno said &#8216;Writing&#8217; cos Reading.</p>
<p><strong>Prediction: Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha etc. 60 &#8211; 0 United.</strong></p>
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