(@Benglorious)

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run girl
You’re much too young girl

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Fuck. That ain’t right.

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Prediction: United to get one over on Liverpool by having a player with no working eyes. His name is Jones. Phil Jones. 0-0 United.

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 (@tom_mcghee)

After being called a kid mauler, kid rapist and paedophile last week there is no way I’m doing a preview for this one.

TBC (2018)

Haven’t watched anything this week due to depression brought on by the foul accusations mentioned above. He also called me Lee Hurst and let me tell you, that crossed some lines.

Prediction: I’m saying nothing.

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(@bifurcated_utd)

I love this Duran Duran song.

The big question facing us as the Champions’ League kicks off this evening is do we add search engine tags for ‘kid mauler’, ‘kid rapist’ and ‘paedophile’ to this post?

Haven’t had a Wednesday night off for ages, so, can’t wait to sit down with a Snapple Root Beer and tune into The Big Match on ITV.

Prediction: Whatever happens I’m sure we will all enjoy the Twitter analysis. 0 – 0 United.