(@Benglorious)

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M

 (@tom_mcghee)

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 M

(@bifurcated_utd)

I’m on my way back from Poland, so, give me a chance to catch up on the posts not posted…

Prediction: see above.

(@Benglorious)

Ooh look at me I have the confidence to leave the house.

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M

 (@tom_mcghee)

Are we words today? I’m out atm so not sure can do mine

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 M

(@bifurcated_utd)

Not being racist but I have had a lot of vodka*

Prediction: *In Poland

Lol cos Brett’s in P etc

(@Benglorious)

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M

 (@tom_mcghee)

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 M

(@bifurcated_utd)

Still in Poland sucks to be you.

Prediction: see above.

(@Benglorious)

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M

 (@tom_mcghee)

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 M

(@bifurcated_utd)

I’m on my way to Poland, so, no chance those two clowns will do a prediction.

Prediction: see above.

Ffs, this again.

(@Benglorious)

This is gonna be so great. A famous victory, not only for United, but for all mankind. Remember the date.

Prediction: World peace brought about by a Jesse Lingard through-ball. 0-0 United. 

M

 (@tom_mcghee)

Watford was created as an urban district under the Local Government Act 1894 and became a municipal borough by grant of charter in 1922. Elton John was born in 1947 and his middle name is Hercules. That’s right, his pretend name also has a pretend middle name. I defy anyone to claim they haven’t learnt something today, especially in the Watford/Elton milieu.

The Outsider (2019)

Michael Bluth has finally left the OC and Bluth Company behind and made a new life for himself as a father of two girls and a little league coach but then he blows it all by committing a horrific murder and letting lots of people see him put the victim into his van and then being covered in their blood. Open and shut case.  BUT IS IT?? (it is not) Needs more Gob imho, that aside, pretty good.

Prediction: More like huh, good god y’all, Wataretheygoodfor-d absolutely nothing say it again/listen to me. Doesn’t really work. 2-1 United Nasri for Rooney.

 M

(@bifurcated_utd)

I am over Danny.

Prediction: I’m not.

Words lol fuck that tin pot Europe nonces

(@Benglorious)

I must say I did enjoy the footage of our brave boys playing ping pong with a football in the sun. Really going to help them claw their way back into the champions league spots.

Prediction: Martial with a brace using the penhold grip and a ton of topspin. 0-0 United

M

 (@tom_mcghee)

During my hours of background research for this feature I learnt that Chelsea was first a place name of Old English origin and the most common theory of its meaning is Chalk Wharf. Frank means to be honest or sincere, synonyms of which are ‘blunt’, ‘curt’ or ‘forthright’ – Curt is the only one that works as a name so if he was American he’d be Kurt Lampard, FBI. Probably. The mind plays tricks. Nobody knows what the fuck Lampard means and I don’t think anybody really cares. In conclusion, yes.

Picard (2019)

He’s no James Tiberius Kirk – that guy’s voice volume control was the best in the business bar none Maybe Adam West.

Prediction: Genuinely sad day with Harry Gregg passing away so our GBOL should really win it for him imho. 2-0, Rooney brace.

 M

(@bifurcated_utd)

“Here, have 10 days off spent at a training camp away from your family and friends with your work colleagues” Worst. Holiday. Ever.

But, now that we know that Fred can score a free kick, and Tony M can score worldies during a kick about in Spain, I’m feeling much more enthusiastic about the whole season tbh

Prediction: Still don’t care.