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		<title>EL: Feyenoord vs. United</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;  FBA-Nominated Troll Benno (@Benglorious)  15.02, Thursday &#8211; Just found out there&#8217;s a game tonight. Prediction: Terrible. 5-0 United  &#160;  FBA-Nominated Cunt Tom (@tom_mcghee) I don&#8217;t care. In fact, I don&#8217;t care so much, I&#8217;m going to smash your fucking face in. Related: anyone else notice the two teams who recently lost to City BOTH trained [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Call-Me-Bailly.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-14712" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Call-Me-Bailly-583x600.jpg" alt="call-me-bailly" width="583" height="600" /></a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<h4><a href="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Ben-e1471025867865.jpg"><img class=" wp-image-14553 size-full alignnone" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Ben-e1471025867865.jpg" alt="Ben" width="90" height="112" /></a> FBA-Nominated Troll Benno <strong>(<a href="https://twitter.com/Benglorious" target="_blank">@Benglorious</a>)</strong></h4>
<p><i> 15.02, Thursday</i> &#8211; Just found out there&#8217;s a game tonight.</p>
<p><strong>Prediction: Terrible. 5-0 United </strong></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<h4><a href="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/mcg-e1471025980306.jpg"><img class=" size-full wp-image-14555 alignnone" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/mcg-e1471025980306.jpg" alt="mcg" width="90" height="113" /></a> FBA-Nominated Cunt Tom (<a href="https://twitter.com/faketaxi" target="_blank">@tom_mcghee</a>)</h4>
<p>I don&#8217;t care. In fact, I don&#8217;t care so much, I&#8217;m going to smash your fucking face in.</p>
<p>Related: anyone else notice the two teams who recently lost to City BOTH trained on the same ground beforehand?? Coincidence? No, the training area is obviously at fault, result declared null and void (like Brett&#8217;s life).</p>
<p>Secondly, if you take Man United and make it plural and then change Feyenoord to FireLord, you have a brilliant premise for a Hollywood film: Men, united against FireLord (he is bad)</p>
<p><em>Trois Couleurs: Bleu</em> (1993)</p>
<p>French, Haven&#8217;t seen it.</p>
<p><strong>Prediction: Awful. Absolutely awful. 7-0 United, Rashford to score all 7 in 7 minutes thereby making Lewandowski look a right mug.</strong></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">m </span></p>
<h4><a href="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/brett3-e1471026057469.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-14556" src="http://bifurcated.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/brett3-e1471026057469.jpg" alt="brett" width="90" height="112" /></a> FBA-Nominated Drawer of Beppe di Marco&#8217;s dad Brett(<a href="http://www.twitter.com/bifurcated_utd">@ttackattackattack</a>)</h4>
<p>At last a game with some meaning. Not that you could tell from the effort above.</p>
<p>Expect:</p>
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<li><a class="informal-word" href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/ball" data-id="11" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="1" data-length="1"><span class="text">ball</span></a></li>
<li><a class="informal-word" href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/bash" data-id="22" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="2" data-length="1"><span class="text">bash</span></a></li>
<li><a class="informal-word" href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/blast" data-id="21" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="1" data-length="1"><span class="text">blast</span></a></li>
<li><a class="common-word" href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/celebration" data-id="6" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="1" data-length="2"><span class="text">celebration</span></a></li>
<li><a class="common-word" href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/cheer" data-id="28" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="1" data-length="1"><span class="text">cheer</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/clambake" data-id="34" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="3" data-length="2"><span class="text">clambake</span></a></li>
<li><a class="common-word" href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/delight" data-id="16" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="2" data-length="1"><span class="text">delight</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/dissipation" data-id="19" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="2" data-length="2"><span class="text">dissipation</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/distraction" data-id="23" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="2" data-length="2"><span class="text">distraction</span></a></li>
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<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/diversion" data-id="26" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="1" data-length="2"><span class="text">diversion</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/enjoyment" data-id="13" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="2" data-length="2"><span class="text">enjoyment</span></a></li>
<li><span style="color: #ff0000;"><a style="color: #ff0000;" href="http://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/pregame/el-feyenoord-vs-united" target="_blank">entertainment</a></span></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/feast" data-id="25" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="1" data-length="1"><span class="text">feast</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/frolic" data-id="9" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="2" data-length="1"><span class="text">frolic</span></a></li>
<li><span class="text"><a class="common-word" href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/fun" data-id="30" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="1" data-length="1">fun</a></span></li>
<li><span class="text"><a href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/gaiety" data-id="3" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="1" data-length="1">gaiety</a></span></li>
<li><span class="text"><a class="common-word" href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/game" data-id="17" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="1" data-length="1">game</a></span></li>
<li><a class="common-word" href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/grins" data-id="36" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="1" data-length="1"><span class="text">grins</span></a></li>
<li><a class="common-word" href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/laughs" data-id="35" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="1" data-length="1"><span class="text">laugh</span></a></li>
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<ul>
<li><span class="text"><a href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/merriment" data-id="24" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="2" data-length="2">merrimen</a>t</span></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/merrymaking" data-id="12" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="2" data-length="2"><span class="text">merrymaking</span></a></li>
<li><a class="common-word" href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/party" data-id="8" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="1" data-length="1"><span class="text">party</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/pastime" data-id="4" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="2" data-length="1"><span class="text">pastime</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/picnic" data-id="1" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="1" data-length="1"><span class="text">picnic</span></a></li>
<li><a class="common-word" href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/play" data-id="10" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="1" data-length="1"><span class="text">play</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/recreation" data-id="15" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="1" data-length="2"><span class="text">recreation</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/relaxation" data-id="18" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="2" data-length="2"><span class="text">relaxation</span></a></li>
<li><a class="common-word" href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/relief" data-id="29" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="1" data-length="1"><span class="text">relief</span></a></li>
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<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/revelry" data-id="31" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="1" data-length="1"><span class="text">revelry</span></a></li>
<li><a class="common-word" href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/satisfaction" data-id="2" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="2" data-length="3"><span class="text">satisfaction</span></a></li>
<li><a class="informal-word" href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/shindig" data-id="27" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="3" data-length="1"><span class="text">shindig</span></a></li>
<li><a class="common-word" href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/sport" data-id="5" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="1" data-length="1"><span class="text">sport</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/spree" data-id="20" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="2" data-length="1"><span class="text">spree</span><span class="star inactive">s</span></a></li>
<li><a class="common-word" href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/surprise" data-id="14" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="1" data-length="2"><span class="text">surprise</span></a></li>
<li><a class="common-word" href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/treat" data-id="7" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-2&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fbd48e&quot;}" data-complexity="1" data-length="1"><span class="text">treat</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/big%20time" data-id="32" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-1&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fce8c4&quot;}" data-complexity="3" data-length="2"><span class="text">big time</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/blow%20out" data-id="37" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-1&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fce8c4&quot;}" data-complexity="3" data-length="2"><span class="text">blow out</span></a></li>
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<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/divertissement" data-id="38" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-1&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fce8c4&quot;}" data-complexity="3" data-length="3"><span class="text">divertissement</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/fun%20and%20games" data-id="39" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-1&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fce8c4&quot;}" data-complexity="3" data-length="3"><span class="text">fun and games</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/good%20time" data-id="40" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-1&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fce8c4&quot;}" data-complexity="3" data-length="2"><span class="text">good time</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/high%20time" data-id="33" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-1&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fce8c4&quot;}" data-complexity="3" data-length="2"><span class="text">high time</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/leisure%20activity" data-id="41" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-1&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fce8c4&quot;}" data-complexity="3" data-length="3"><span class="text">leisure activity</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/lots%20of%20laughs" data-id="42" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-1&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fce8c4&quot;}" data-complexity="3" data-length="3"><span class="text">lots of laughs</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/regalement" data-id="43" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-1&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fce8c4&quot;}" data-complexity="2" data-length="2"><span class="text">regalement</span></a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/wingding" data-id="44" data-category="{&quot;name&quot;: &quot;relevant-1&quot;, &quot;color&quot;: &quot;#fce8c4&quot;}" data-complexity="3" data-length="2"><span class="text">wingding</span><span class="star inactive">s</span></a></li>
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<p><strong>Prediction: Fireworks and trees being pulled up and scaling the highest climbs and a party atmosphere Russ Abbott with one &#8216;t&#8217; would have loved. Too soon. Oh. He&#8217;s alive?! But in prison?! No?! Oh. 0-0 United. Marcus with a hat-trick, that played backwards, and at 78rpm, reveals the meaning of life. </strong></p>
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