EL: Feyenoord vs. United

 FBA-Nominated Troll Benno (@Benglorious)

 15.02, Thursday – Just found out there’s a game tonight.

Prediction: Terrible. 5-0 United 

 FBA-Nominated Cunt Tom (@tom_mcghee)

I don’t care. In fact, I don’t care so much, I’m going to smash your fucking face in.

Related: anyone else notice the two teams who recently lost to City BOTH trained on the same ground beforehand?? Coincidence? No, the training area is obviously at fault, result declared null and void (like Brett’s life).

Secondly, if you take Man United and make it plural and then change Feyenoord to FireLord, you have a brilliant premise for a Hollywood film: Men, united against FireLord (he is bad)

Trois Couleurs: Bleu (1993)

French, Haven’t seen it.

Prediction: Awful. Absolutely awful. 7-0 United, Rashford to score all 7 in 7 minutes thereby making Lewandowski look a right mug.

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 FBA-Nominated Drawer of Beppe di Marco’s dad Brett(@ttackattackattack)

At last a game with some meaning. Not that you could tell from the effort above.

Expect:

• ball
• bash
• blast
• celebration
• cheer
• clambake
• delight
• dissipation
• distraction

• diversion
• enjoyment
• entertainment
• feast
• frolic
• fun
• gaiety
• game
• grins
• laugh

• merriment
• merrymaking
• party
• pastime
• picnic
• play
• recreation
• relaxation
• relief

• revelry
• satisfaction
• shindig
• sport
• sprees
• surprise
• treat
• big time
• blow out

• divertissement
• fun and games
• good time
• high time
• leisure activity
• lots of laughs
• regalement
• wingdings

Prediction: Fireworks and trees being pulled up and scaling the highest climbs and a party atmosphere Russ Abbott with one ‘t’ would have loved. Too soon. Oh. He’s alive?! But in prison?! No?! Oh. 0-0 United. Marcus with a hat-trick, that played backwards, and at 78rpm, reveals the meaning of life.