City vs. United
(@Benglorious)
After the amazing news this week of a new Bifurcated baby on the way, we’ve spent all day throwing Brett’s belongings into the dirty street to make room. His complaints that he still had months to go before its arrival fell on deaf ears, and we laughed so hard at his misfortune as we closed the door in his face. Last we heard, he was fighting an urban fox for the foraging rights to the wheelie bin behind Budgens.
Prediction: Oh yeah, football. Probably a 0-0 draw. 0-0 United.
M
(@tom_mcghee)
What Brett doesn’t know is that the fox doesn’t even need Budgens – his manor is down the side of M&S and Debenhams. He’s just fucking with Brett as a favour to me and Benno.
Prediction: Oh yeah, football. Probably a City win unless it isn’t. Either way, someone won’t be happy. 0-0 United.
M
(@bifurcated_utd)
What Tom and Benno don’t know is that I don’t even need Budgens – the fox fucked me up so badly I can only eat my own blood.
Prediction: Oh yeah, football. 90 minutes of something then something else about Germans. 0-0 United.
