CL: Olympiacos 2 – 0 United
I wonder if the same people behind the Premier League conspiracy, are in cohorts with the ones behind the Champions’ League one? Is it the same people? One thing’s for sure: Shinji Kagawa is officially wasted on David Moyes. How much skill and amazingnessness does a player have to have? We owe it to Kags […]
CL: Olympiacos vs United
. Ben (Benglorious): olimpyacos olympiacos oleempeeyakkos olimpiakos olimpiakos man united olympiacos champions league olympiyakos football olimpeackos fixtures how do you spell olimpiakos [phone rings: *sighs* Yes, Mother?…… Well who else always bloody calls me when I’m doing my words?…… Sorry for snapping, the computer’s playing up…… It ISN’T the Google?! FFS. Well how do you……. O…… L…… Y…… […]
Crystal Palace 0 – 2 United
Am I the only one who thinks Rooney’s goal was the strike of a man who still hasn’t learned how to care for us again yet? “Like a training ground goal” said the fella on the telly … no. I asked this question on Twitter … and turns out I am. I miss Danny. p.s […]
Crystal Palace vs United
Ben (Benglorious): So (checks fixture list), Crystal Palace, eh? I really was unsure who we were supposed to be playing. That’s not apathy on my part towards the rest of our so far atrocious season. It genuinely feels like our last game was six months ago. I vaguely recall no goals in a game […]
Case File #2: Dial M For Micky
Case File #2: Dial M for Micky. Sir Alex finds himself in the stands during games, but the press don’t know the whole story. Can Micky close the case, and keep the integrity of Manchester United Football Club intact..? James Konnanov (@Konnanov) is the voice of Micky. “He may no longer […]
Valentine’s Special: Deconstructing Danny … With Love.
D Is the smile that you put on my face, by adding a colon and a dash, or no space : -D . A That’s your rating: A-star at A-Level. The composure of Eric, and the soul of a Neville. . NN The Zs from ‘Zup Zup’, turned up on their side. Though no smuggled […]
United 2 – 2 Fulham
I thought I’d just list a few positives: Tom Cleverley did nothing wrong. Rooney did a proper celebrate. Juan Mata. Juan Mata’s assistingness. We’ve set a new record for most crosses. Carrick’s taking his beard seriously. The Universe is rebalancing after all the late goals we’ve scored in the past. We’re going to win the […]
Arsenal vs United
Ben (Benglorious): By now, you should have experienced enough fallout from the Fulham travesty to be screaming for Moyes’ head to be removed, covered in tar and placed next to that unlucky Stark fellow’s bonce on the ramparts of King’s Landing. A bit of sword-breathing, topless dragons and incestuous dwarf-action would serve as […]