If you want to learn that beating City is loads better than losing to City, and that Herrera is really spoiling us (lol, like the chocolate advert. You fuck off and get new jokes), and that well known raconteur and Royal correspondent Paul Gunning had this to say, “If ‘Antonio Valencia actually has a left foot’ doesn’t make it into your 5 things we learnt, you’re doing it wrong”. True fans will of course have seen his let foot numerous times – it is at the bottom of his left foot and helps him to balance/walk/run/play football whilst also, who the fuck is Paul Gunning?? and that should’ve been a penalty, and not a goal so we could miss it and keep up the losing narrative, and that I believe Paul Gunning was an old wooden ship from the civil war era and that assumed we were aiming for penalties to learn new ways to lose re: 4., then you’ve come to the right place…
Here’s 5 things we learned:
1. Beating City is loads better than losing to City.
2.Herrera is really spoiling us (lol, like the chocolate advert. You fuck off and get new jokes).
3. Well known raconteur and Royal correspondent Paul Gunning had this to say, “If ‘Antonio Valencia actually has a left foot’ doesn’t make it into your 5 things we learnt, you’re doing it wrong”. True fans will of course have seen his let foot numerous times – it is at the bottom of his left foot and helps him to balance/walk/run/play football whilst also, who the fuck is Paul Gunning??
4.Should’ve been a penalty and not a goal so we could miss it and keep up the losing narrative.
5. I believe Paul Gunning was an old wooden ship from the civil war era.
6. Assumed we were aiming for penalties to learn new ways to lose re: 4.
