Suck on your disappointment haterzzz!!! Bangle’s voyz are so back, they’re practically made of backs!!
Rashford is so hot right now: cooking bacon. Back bacon, cos of the back thing earlier.
And all the other players are serving up some back bacon too, just a little bit less cooked, cos he’s the Head Chef in this kitchen and they are like the Sous Chefs, or Pastry, or Prep.
We’re gonna need some indigestion tablets on aisle three. Amirite??!!
Here’s 5 learns we plated up earlier. Gorge yourselves:
*bold treasure hunt X emoji*) Memphis is actually good*
*crazy japanese or something symbol emoji*) Rashford should be the next U.S President.
*musical notes emoji*) Memphis tennis. See?
*scorpian emoji*) Scoring more goals than them is the best thing to do in a football match situation.
*if the opposition is several leagues lower and also bad.
