United RE-LIT THE MATCHÂ of title challenges, with a ROCKET from Pogba and a couple of SPARKLERS from Zlatan, and a FIRE performance that would have made Guy Fawkes proud. Except they completed what they set out to do. Although in conceding a goal in the second half, they actually were getting quite close to the aforementioned na
Here’s 5 toffee apples of knowledge we devoured:
1) We always win when I don’t watch the game.
2) Except Fenerbahce.
3) And Burnley.
4) And Chelsea.
5) That first point may need work.
6) When will Twitter @ you out of life?
7) I have nothing to add to these salient points. Although it does seem worth noting that Swansea are actually very bad.
8) They’ll come good once Lex Luthor has a few more games under his belt.
9) Racist. Pease delete.