Two “goals” for United. Scored by “players”. One “assisted” by a “team-mate”. One the result of a “set-piece” or “set-play”. Disputable “scorer” of the other “goal”. Because hair. No the other “goal”. The other “goal”. Not that “goal”. Was “headed” into the net. Course it was “headed” into the net. Where else was a “goal” headed. I think.
Summary: Vangle’s ‘philosophy’ of feeding the players pickled onion Monster Munch and a scotch egg minutes before the game and then allowing them to smoke up to 7 B&H at half-time, is finally starting to consistently deliver the results promised. This has come as a huge relief for the club after it had originally appeared that it was only Rooney flexible and intelligent enough to adapt.
