Mata, Depay and Roonaldo single-handedly dragged Vangle’s army to the top of the charts, as the other Manchester were distracted and confused by Liverpool becoming the new Spurs and forgetting that the old Spurs are still the old Spurs and not Liverpool or the new Sp etc
Here’s 5 things what we learnED:
1. The Warren Commission was a total fabrication
2. ‘Dick Advocaat’ is Dutch for ‘Penis Champion’
4. There might well be TWO Wayne Rooney’s operating simultaneously on the same time line: the one we see and the one the commentators/weirdos do.
3. Thought I’d got the hang of this.
12. Anthony Martial is good
b) Is he though?
c) Yes.
iii) At least I think he is: I’m doubting myself ever since the dead cat/pencil sharpener incident.
d) Guess we’ll never know.
