United vs. Bournemouth
(@Benglorious) CORAL. It’s not televised. Prediction: 0-0 United. m (@tom_mcghee) Are we on telly tonight? Can’t see it anywhere call bullshit. Blue Planet. It’s why we dressed you as a fish for 6 weeks. Haha I didn’t tell you to do it for the HALIBUT! Prediction: 0-0 United m (@bifurcated_utd) What programme did […]
United 1 – 2 City
Who knew City were better than us? Shut the fuck up. I didn’t ask your opinion. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Blue Planet 2 is a bit preachy. 2. I thought we were beaten by a team better than us at the minute. The league should really put together a table of team’s […]
CL: United vs. CSKA Moscow
(@Benglorious) Not doing words because it makes us win. Prediction: 0-0 United. m (@tom_mcghee) Not doing words out of respect for arsenal actually winning our last game, despite actually losing. Prediction: 0-0 United m (@bifurcated_utd) Not doing words our of respect for ToActually, yeah cos of the winning thing. Prediction: 0-0 United.
Arsenal vs. United
(@Benglorious) Prediction: 0-0 United. m (@tom_mcghee) I have done no words as I hate you both. Infinity War (2018) Looks good. Prediction: I didn’t ask for your life story M8. m (@bifurcated_utd) I have done no words cos no internet at my new cribizzle for shizzle boisizzles! Prediction: I read between the lines. […]
Watford 2 – 4 United
That picture and caption from last week works this week. This goes right to the very top. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. See above.
