Bifurclownshoes “Season” Review
*abso maverick glolorific intro to rapturous applause* *from Paul* Here’s some questions we asked each other to pad this excuse for Tom to share his considered thoughts on the 2018/19 season: 1. What shape is a/the wheel? Benno: It doesn’t matter what shape the wheel is, it matters who’s at said wheel and […]
Bifourthplacated Season Review
(Bifurcated – (n. adj. adv. v.) To half-arse something to the point of it being one-hundredth of a fourteenth of an arse and therefore of little consequence to anybody, alive or dead.) IT’S FINALLY OVER!! NO MORE FOOTBALL EXCEPT THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL AND THE WOMEN’S WORLD CUP WHICH WE LOVE AND THE COPA AMERICA […]