Postgame

We at Bifurcated have taken it upon ourselves to create a comprehensive video diary review of this historic Chris Smalling. Click below to view…

If you missed Tom and Benno’s MBMing then here’s a chance to undo what you didn’t donedo: Tomfurcated UniBen’s Minute-Bi-Minute Real-Time Matchday Adventure If any mainstream newspapers want to change their prescribed narrative and/or agenda to appeal to a niche* demographic of unpopular Twitter users – and if not, why not? – then I can […]

No point. Well, one. Here’s the best joke off twitter this week to lighten the mood. Oh, it was mine. I’m honoured.  

From the moment the line-up was announced it was fairly obvious what was coming next. The following ninety-odd minutes or so certainly proved to be just that; obvious (keep up).  That’s not to say I disliked what I saw; at least you know what you’re getting when those names appear and you read them to […]

With all these twos of goals I feel sorry for the nets.

Told you that was gonna happen.

*You have reached the voicemail service for Cornelius Biff. Please leave your message after the tone* *BEEEEEEP*

*Fax machine sounds*

*still engaged tone*

*Forgot to activate ‘Holiday Response’*