Crystal Palace vs United
m Benno (@Benglorious) What a week of stuff and things we’ve had in England. Chelsea scored an overall majority of goals in the politics so the country’s screwed for five or two or one years maybe three but probably no more than fifteen, some Taurus won the Premiership League despite nobody in the whole of the world voting for him, and someone gave their baby a name after stealing it off their mum and a spider....
Footballiversity #6
Multiversity is an ongoing DC comics series written by Grant Morrison. Every month sees a story in a different version of the DC universe (eg kids of the well-known heroes who have nothing to do because their parents created a utopia where the bad guys can never win) loosely tied around a seemingly haunted comic book. Footballiversity and the various numbered Footballiverses are a shameless rip-off of the comics device (found elsewhere too, of course)...
United 0 – 1 WBA
We really felt the Brunt of those White Boys with Attitude. idgi. Thought for the Day: You can turn too many corners.
United vs WBA
Benno (@Benglorious) Half-five kick off today. Why’s it not called “2.5” instead as a timesaver? (FYI: I had to check that sum with my old maths teacher this morning to distract him when he happened upon me using his toilet) I decided to try and find out: “Tom, who are we playing on Saturday?” “Erm, West Brom.” “Cool. At home?” “Erm, yeah?” “Cool cool. What time’s kick off?” “Two point five.” “Cool cool cool. No,...
Everton 3 – 0 United
Nice to see Vangle losing emphatically to Everton, like the Fergie we deserve. Thought for the Day: Games against Everton are like games against Everton: you always know what you’re gonna get. Beat.
Everton vs United
mm Benno (@Benglorious) If we were playing Tottenham, I could make some spurious reference to Kyle Walker’s alleged love of dogging. We’re not. Prediction: Gundogan to start in place of Carrick for his 100th appearance for the club, Hummels will continue his recent run of goalscoring with yet another header from a set-piece, Falcao will score Danny’s customary two and two of the previous statements are far more likely to happen than the other one. 1-0 Everton....
Chelsea 1 – 0 United
I know it’s hard to imagine us without the jokes, but anyway … I had to leave my local during Sunday’s match cos of the racist chanting at the players on the telly. I made a pathetic attempt to say something, but I was alone and so basically bottled it, drank up, and just left. p.s Stanchion goal (0.52 of a goal) + 137% possession (0.49 of a goal) = 1 – 1.1 (win). Thought...