United vs. Bournemouth
(@Benglorious)
Spent so much time making the dankest of memes that I can’t do a preview. What a time to be alive.
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Luke Shaw match stats:
Interceptions – 6
Tackles – 14
Headed clearances – 3
Take-ons – 11
Dribbles – 29
Pass completion – 97%
Assists – 2
Goals – 2
Next game – 2018
0-0 United.
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(@tom_mcghee)
Bournemouth is named after Jason Bourne’s mouth; the river idea is a cover to protect his identity/mouth. Eddie Howe is named after his paternal grandfather. Love this fixture purely for the memories of Fellaini’s walking on his knees goal.
Logan (2017)
Supposedly the final Hugh Jackman outing, I haven’t seen it. That aside etc.
Prediction: hearing rumours we could go 5th if we win? Seems contrary to our ‘being 6th forever’ plan, not sure it’ll play out. 7-0 United, Luke Shaw hat-trick and mass circle jerk over Mourinho’s man-management skills.
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(@bifurcated_utd)
I hate myself. Benno and Tom.
Why is Sean Paul a thing again?
Prediction: Tom to do the a Jason Bourne joke again. 0-0 United.
Even though I’ve left twitter, I still check for this every week. Think Brett needs to up his game a bit although he is concise. And accurate.